Empress Atomica

 As my demands for the eradication of the squirrel family has not come to pass. I Have decided that this planet is not worth the bother. I will be leaving momentarily to vaporize your planet.

Enjoy you last few hours circus chimps.

 Name:

Minion Name (I decide, but you can suggest):

Skills sets:
 
5x6/3-4=___:

Do you have any contagious skin conditions:

Are you currently employed at any water treatment plants, power plants, or a fireplace instalation company:

Do you long for a new world order ran by a ruthless intergalactic overlord?:

What is the first thing that pops into your mind when you read " Deathray"

Have you at any time been part of a rebel alliance?:

What is the meaning of life, universe, everything?:

What two other earth animals are smarter than filthy Human Scum?:


Atomica
Your future overlord / employer

 Onions are forbidden,
Hillybilly Surf Punk...Forbidden
The color mauve...forbidden
The Phrase "Wuz up"...forbidden
Kittens named fuzzy wuzzy...forbidden
Aston Kutcher... uber forbidden
The number 327854..forbidden
Live Journal blogs... under review

The majestic Cotton Wood is now our official tree,
Rice Krispie treats are the official army ration,
Turnip is too replace caramel in all chocolate bars,
&  the Dead Milkmen Drummer Dean Clean must be presented before the mothership by 11:49am for reprogramming.

PS. I accidentally destroyed Whistler. Sorry about that, I have tickets to the oylmpic downhill qualifers. My Bad, Mea Culpa


Your Supreme Imperial intergalactic Overlord Atomica

PS... Where the hell is Godzilla, I need a pet sidekick.





The 

 

 The complete and unconditional removal of the vocal cords of the Canadian singer Celene Dion did not happen as demanded. As Such I have decided to vaporise the Village of Annmore in resprisal. Your access to the water resevoir called Sasamat, and Buntzen will be severely curtailed.

You have ten earth minutes to comply to this demand, or else IOCO is next.

Tremble in fear sub adequate primates.

Yours in Service
Intergalactic Overlord Empress Atomica

 

Pathetic Humans,

I will be amongst you shortly, and I will be extracting tribute wether you like it or not.

Beware My Wrath.

Atomica


ps. Applications for Minion Status will be posted shortly.